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a parody on 'men are from mars and women are from venus.
Published on July 29, 2004 By web_poet In Personal Relationships
Men and women look at even simple things so differently. For example, my wife once asked me to accompany her to buy a shirt for our second daughter. On the way to bye it, she came acrosse a nice baby suit and started bargaining. I reminded her that we came for a shirt and not a baby suit. She told me that she was just enquiring about the prices,that's all.

Then we went from shop to shop because she did not find the right shade of color. I asked her to tell me the color she wanted and she said, blue. I show many blue suits and asked her to go and buy one,if she wanted. But she told me, any blue wont do, it must be the right shade. I never understood that even today.

I get so bored accopanying her on her shopping spree. If she offered to buy a new t for me, I uasually would say no, not coz i dont like a new shirt, but that right shade, oof!

Similarly if I go shopping for newly published books, she says buy any new one I like but I prefer to browse though the jacket,see the author's note, scan the chapters and feel the whole thing before deciding to buy it. And she says its so boring. And she says shopping is so exciting. I say women should be dumb ( and blind too, oh the shades), and men deaf and immune to boredom.

The same story repeats when we go eating out. I askes for chicken soup but she says any wont do and spends several minutes deciding, hakka,wanton, tibetan and what not.

Oh such different views on simple things like shirt color and chicken soup.

I say,friends, women are not just from venus. They are an altogether different species, compared to us human males. Shall we say, Homo masculina and Homo feminina?

Comments
on Jul 29, 2004
If a man says something in the forest and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
on Jul 29, 2004
I went shopping with my bf recently and he was the one who spent over 2 hours in the computer shop 'checking out the lastest racing games'. I feel it's the same type of theory with your shade problem. I cannot understand the difference between five racing games. Though am told it's a mulitude of things...tracks,cars,colour,scenery, etc etc. We have the same problem when we go out shopping for me...the same day I wanted to get some new material for couch covers and he couldn't understand why Aqua was different to Turquoise, or why it really mattered to me.

The solution..agree to disagree...hmmm
on Jul 29, 2004
Nice comments guys!